Sorry, i've been away for some time, and recently the quality of the blog has been........well, lets just forget it. Anywho.... Here's some exciting news from the pages of the BFC fanzine...well if there was a fanzine, im sure that this would be in it...sigh...this isn't coming out good....well i'll just blunder on ok?

Well, its taken some work. Some hard work. Infact its been a hard days night, and I’ve been working like a dog, but its over now. BFC have made their first feature film. You all know troy? That big ass movie with Brad Pitt etc.. well get ready, cause you aint seen nothing yet!!

The Less successful sequel to Troy is… ROY! The untold story of Troy’s most favourite scallywag. Roy meets up with Aballus and Duudlemoncha , two crooks who steal the magical rock of power…

Unable to control the power of the rock, the three accidentally open up a portal, to which they can travel through time!! Unfortunately due to the lack of brain cells shared between them, they end up putting future history off track!!! So now, after receiving a message from the old sorcerer, Roy must kill Aballus and Duudlemoncha in cold blood. Only then will the sorcerer be able to marry the kings donkey and history will be back on track.

From the writer of the Butterfly effect, and the Producer of The Osbournes go to New Zealand, comes “ROY”.

Shot entirely on location in South Africa and Belgium and with a ..unique soundtrack featuring tracks from Kylie, Jason Donavon, Usher, and Madonna.

Coming straight to Video, only at selected Outlets. And Petrol stations.

(Jesus…please help me…………………………………….please……)