You may, or may not have heard of a country singer called Adam Harvey. He’s Australian. Okay enough of the life story, lets get down to business….

 

This dude, Adam Harvey is responsible for producing, what could be, the worst and most stupidest song ever..  Don’t believe me? You soon will….

 

This crime against humanity can be found on his new album, entitled Can’t settle for less…. The track in question is called, “God made beer…”.

 

Bloody hell, and if listening to this crapola song isn’t enough, the film clip is worst. It’s one of those ones were he’s in a country pub, drinking beer with, it seems every farmer within a 200 km radius.

 

They’re all having the time of their lives with Mr. Harvey strumming away on his guitar (the most unrealistic strumming, which seems to imply that the whole song is made up of entirely one note..)and then comes the chorus, “everybody… that’s why God mad Beer!!!”, cue laughing from toothless, bearded farmers…. Its enough to drive a sane person crazy...

 

I could go on and on, and I will.

 

This whole song was poorly thought out. While it may have looked good on paper (although I highly doubt it..)it doesn’t translate to the audio and visual medium successfully.

 

Its one of those novelty songs, and given the track record of these types of songs, one can imagine why he even bothered. It seems the only successful novelty song was “Shaddup ya face!” by some foreign bloke or other…, and given that this is now hated, the mind boggles why he made it at all….

 

God made beer…GOD made beer?, I don’t think so….this song is entirely crap….imagine in an alternate universe, ol’ Adam’s sitting in the pub, thinking “yeah that’s a good idea”, and then after he’s sobered up “nah…what was I thinking….hell no…”

 

One can only dream. But lets not be too harsh on him, perhaps it was just an accident. Then again…..

 

To donate to the BAD HAT! fund (Ban Adam ‘Dumbass’ Harvey’s Album Today! fund) Contact your local bank, and deposit donations into my Swiss bank account…

 

Adam Harvey “Can’t settle for less” is available from  most music stores and online, so what ever you do, be wary..

 

Thank you for your time…

 

Sir James Szabo k.f.c …

 

 

(With apologies to Adam Harvey, these are just jokes, and I do not want my opinions to be taken seriously…phew that’s covering my ass….Thanks to Rick over at Continuity for unknowingly allowing himself to be used as a double for Adam Harvey and  Thanks to Matt  at Ostrobogulous for helping with the whole Adam Harvey/ Rick Schuit doppelganger idea… )

Hey man,

Shaddup ya face was written by an Australian. Go learn something about your own culture!! But still you are right. It is a crap song as is this more than likely!