Now, you may think that this blog is all about me ranting at people I don’t like, and that’s true.

Hot on the heels of my recent Anti- Adam Harvey post, I’m turning my comedy flamethrower at Missy Higgins…..

Oh, how I hate her. She sounds awful… Her songs are so annoying.

I think the reason I hate Missy Higgins (apart from her stupid name..) is her infuriating mix of ocker pronunciation and meaningless lyrics.

Looking at her album, entitled ‘The Sound of White’ (for no obvious reason…), there are a number of suspect songs.  One very suspect song is “Scar”….

-Suspect Song ‘Scar’ -

“..Trying to squeeze through a circle, he tried to cut me so I’d fit. And doesn’t that sound familiar?, doesn’t that hit to close to home?, doesn’t that make you shiver, the way things could have gone?”

What the hell does that mean? She asks questions like “doesn’t that sound familiar?”….no it bloody well doesn’t, I don’t know about you, but I haven’t been squeezed though a circle or been cut by some mad man… The only thing that makes me shiver is her voice. Its like two cats screaming.

It must be her aussie accent. It really shits me.

Take this for example, the final bit of the chorus is “could you leave me with a scar?”, but to the ears (and thanks to Missy’s accent) it sounds like “cud ya louve moi wid ahhh scaaaaaaa? ” oh how it annoys me……

Another suspect lyric is “she looked at my insides clicking her tongue and said this will all have to come undone…”, but lets just leave that open to your own interpretation….

The film clip has no bearing on any of the words. She is playing at an old piano, and its falling apart while she plays it. What the hell does that mean? Indeed does it mean anything at all?

Me thinks the that some one was high when writing this. “You can bathe me in your finest wines but I’ll never give you mine!!”……………. what the hell does that mean.

I really don’t know how she has won so many awards…..how?? HOW?????????????

Please if you value your sanity, don’t buy “The sound of white”…….come back Adam Harvey!! All is forgiven…..

If you don’t believe me then just go and download the song…now we’ll see who’s shithouse…

(The BFC blog would like to congratulate Miss Higgins on being the first artist to receive the BFC BLOG SHITHOUSE award for 2005!.......)