Now, some of you may, from time to time, here me put in a reference to a long forgotten 80's band, 'Kajagoogoo' and think..."What the fuck is he on about?"

So, allow me to introduce you to Kajagoogoo.....


Okay, yes, i know what your thinking, "James, this is just a picture of a group of sexually deviant peroxide loving Swedish Paedophiles..... these can't be musicians!!"

Yes, they do look, for want of a better descriptive word, 'fucked', but this is the actual current line up of Kajagoogoo. Though quite why a 40 year old has pigtails and a beard (and calls himself "Rocket Boy") remains a distrubing mystery...

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An Airport of the southwest coast of England recently posted a vacancy announcement for an Air traffic Controller. The Announcement added that applications were available in Alternative languages, in larger text and Braille..

Gives a whole new meaning to flying blind..





Jokes. They are funny, but boy...Can they be hurtful sometimes. So, i'd like to apologize for all the tasteless, hurtful jokes i've ever said.... So, Slobbery Dan, Gargon, No Neck, Bitch-face, Clag Eye (i forget their real names..), I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that your paticular deformity, whether it be mentally, physically or, in some of the case, socially, made me laugh so much inside that i could have pooed my pants (just a lil bit..)

I mean, i never said these to your face, so you probably never knew you were the but of so many hysterical comments. Whether it was a derogatory nickname, or if you were lucky, a quick impression of you, I'm sorry..... Sorry that you didnt see.... It made me laugh......maybe you would have laughed to... (perhaps after counselling..)

I Deeply regret you never being able to see these comedy masterpieces at their hight........

Nuff Said'..